Description
Beer Crate Bottle Opener
The Beer Crate Bottle Opener is a must have. It’s well made, a great conversation starter and you can choose your own colour: red or green. It even has a magnet at the bottom to catch the bottle caps so that you don’t drop them because you’re drunk or just not paying attention. This mini crate solves this huge problem, yes it’s HUGE. Ever stepped on a bottle cap which is just the painful way up? It’s like a angry mini shark that bites you in your stinky feet. And if it’s the other way down it will scratch everything, yes everything, according to your mother.
Besides solving these huge first world problems it’s very fun to use. You can even detach the bottle part, turn it upside down in the crate and put pointy stuff like pens in it. The magnet is quite strong and you can do some fun things with multiple mini crates as you can see in the last picture.
Because of the magnet you can stick it on every metal service, like on a fridge, and underneath your drinking table. It even says on the crate: “flessenopener”. That’s Dutch for bottle opener, it’s made in Holland. So you have learned some Dutch and you can teach it to your friends. So the next time you visit Holland and you obviously bring your awesome “flessenopener” you can show it off and say: “kijk mijn vette flessenopener!” (Look at my awesome bottle opener).
They’re stackable as you can see in the former last picture. So buy 15 million billion from us and stack them as high as you can to create a space bridge to the moon. We will give you a 50% discount when you’ve achieved this marvellous adventure. But remember: pics/vids or it did not happen! And oh yeah, maybe, NASA will be calling you and you will get the Nobel Prize which comes with a diploma, medal, and cash money!
You can fun your life (make your life fun) with the smallest things.
Beer Crate Bottle Opener benefits:
Everyone will love it.
Bottle cap catcher included.
Detailed, unique and strong design.
Choose your own colour: red or green.
Pop bottles like a boss, steal the show.
Make popping bottles a special activity.
The most fun bottle opener ever, period.
The perfect gift for everyone that uses bottles, so everyone.
So surprise yourself or someone with the Beer Crate Bottle Opener, because this opener is opening everyone’s mouth to laugh.
Beer Crate Bottle Opener gift wrapping service
We gift wrap the Beer Crate Bottle Opener for free! Giving, getting and buying yourself gifts is fun, so all our products are always wrapped in fun gift paper. Do you have a special request? Let us know in the checkout comments. We love special requests and are happy to do something extra for you!
Thank you for reading our Beer Crate Bottle Opener story, we put a lot of love in writing it. We hope you will have as much fun with this opener as we do?.
