Beer Crate Bottle Opener (Red/Green)

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Supracabra VinkPop bottles like a boss
Supracabra VinkDetailed and unique design
Supracabra VinkYour drinking buddies will love it
Supracabra VinkFree 30 days return & refund
Supracabra VinkFun loyalty program: Suprafan
Supracabra Vink50% of profits go to charity

The original Beer Crate Bottle Opener, everyone should have this in their possession at all times.

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Description

Beer Crate Bottle Opener

The Beer Crate Bottle Opener is a must have. It’s well made, a great conversation starter and you can choose your own colour: red or green. It even has a magnet at the bottom to catch the bottle caps so that you don’t drop them because you’re drunk or just not paying attention. This mini crate solves this huge problem, yes it’s HUGE. Ever stepped on a bottle cap which is just the painful way up? It’s like a angry mini shark that bites you in your stinky feet. And if it’s the other way down it will scratch everything, yes everything, according to your mother.

Besides solving these huge first world problems it’s very fun to use. You can even detach the bottle part, turn it upside down in the crate and put pointy stuff like pens in it. The magnet is quite strong and you can do some fun things with multiple mini crates as you can see in the last picture.

Because of the magnet you can stick it on every metal service, like on a fridge, and underneath your drinking table. It even says on the crate: “flessenopener”. That’s Dutch for bottle opener, it’s made in Holland. So you have learned some Dutch and you can teach it to your friends. So the next time you visit Holland and you obviously bring your awesome “flessenopener” you can show it off and say: “kijk mijn vette flessenopener!” (Look at my awesome bottle opener).

They’re stackable as you can see in the former last picture. So buy 15 million billion from us and stack them as high as you can to create a space bridge to the moon. We will give you a 50% discount when you’ve achieved this marvellous adventure. But remember: pics/vids or it did not happen! And oh yeah, maybe, NASA will be calling you and you will get the Nobel Prize which comes with a diploma, medal, and cash money!

You can fun your life (make your life fun) with the smallest things.

 

Beer Crate Bottle Opener benefits:

Supracabra VinkEveryone will love it.
Supracabra VinkBottle cap catcher included.
Supracabra VinkDetailed, unique and strong design.
Supracabra VinkChoose your own colour: red or green.
Supracabra VinkPop bottles like a boss, steal the show.
Supracabra VinkMake popping bottles a special activity.
Supracabra VinkThe most fun bottle opener ever, period.
Supracabra VinkThe perfect gift for everyone that uses bottles, so everyone.

So surprise yourself or someone with the Beer Crate Bottle Opener, because this opener is opening everyone’s mouth to laugh.

 

Beer Crate Bottle Opener gift wrapping service

We gift wrap the Beer Crate Bottle Opener for free! Giving, getting and buying yourself gifts is fun, so all our products are always wrapped in fun gift paper. Do you have a special request? Let us know in the checkout comments. We love special requests and are happy to do something extra for you!

Thank you for reading our Beer Crate Bottle Opener story, we put a lot of love in writing it. We hope you will have as much fun with this opener as we do?.

Specs, shipping & guarantees

 

Specs:

Material: Plastic and stainless steel.
Colour: Red or green
Weight: 150 grams.
Dimensions: 4 cm (height) × 6 cm (width) x 5 cm (length).

 

Shipping:

We provide fast & cheap worldwide shipping with 3 options: Holland, EU and Rest of the World. Shipping costs and time to deliver depend on your order and where you live on this marvellous planet. You can see the shipping costs in your cart, after you choose your country of destination. Or you can check all shipping info here.
 
If you live on a remote island, in the jungle or on Mars, shipping may costs a bit more. Helicopters, elephants and space shuttles are not cheap, but we will make you a good offer you can’t refuse. If you live somewhere special, please contact us and we will make special arrangements for you. If you already ordered and your address is in a special place, we will contact you immediately.

 

Supracabra guarantees:

Supracabra VinkProducts that will fun your life.
Supracabra VinkFree 30 days return & refund.
Supracabra VinkFast & cheap worldwide shipping.
Supracabra VinkFree gift wrapping service.
Supracabra VinkFun loyalty program: Suprafan.
Supracabra VinkCertified secured payment.
Supracabra VinkWe love what we sell.
Supracabra VinkService is our passion.
Supracabra Vink50% of profits go to charity.
 
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